We’re too tired to share a bed.
Then it was words.
We’re too tired to care.
the heat wave in Australia last week
It’s funny because people think we’re joking when we say it was actually unhealthy to be outside for extended periods of time.
I still think my favorite is the moose
This is just really funny to look at.
Eventually, our hearts make hypocrites of us all.
I don’t need you, nor do I want you to feel as if you need me.
But I’d like to pretend our lives would be equally slightly less enjoyable if one of us ceased to exist.
All of my friends are politicians. They don’t hold office, but they figure someone will make a difference.
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
I wrote this song five years ago and it’s more self-relevant now than it was then. Lol.